Rick's Cruising Diary

Going for a hat-trick

16 August

Last week I bumped into a friend of mine down at the 'dead-end' and he was in hot pursuit of a camp blond young thing who was in a car with a dark-haired lad. Both looked about 20. I didn't want to get in the way of my friend, so didn't really give either of the two a second look.

Tonight, I was in the same spot when they drove past and shouted to me: 'hello gorgeous' or something crazy like that. They were driving around like maniacs.

I tend to find guys who shout, laugh, scream and generally draw attention a complete nuisance as far as cruising is concerned. Some treat it as an extension of the clubs and stand there shrieking and gossiping — which usually kills it for anyone who's actually looking for sex.

I also usually say that I don't find the more effeminate type of guy attractive. But that isn't strictly true. I find they fall into one of two camps (ooops). The sort that I secretly quite like is the guy who is a little bit 'girly' but who also has a masculine side (perhaps sometime I'll write about Mark from Leeds, who I met about 18 months ago).

Their car turned the corner and I walked in the opposite direction, down to Ducie Street, where I stood near to the large floating restaurant. Somehow I just knew that, any second, these two would appear again. Apart from anything I could hear their car roaring and screeching in the distance. Sure enough, seconds later they screeched to a halt right next to me.

We chatted a bit and both got out of the car. They were from Huddersfield and had been out for the night. The blond was OK (age 18), but a bit OTT. However, the dark-haired guy (age 21) was cute... He had very short-cropped hair, one ear-ring, with a tiger tattooed on one arm.

His face... well, if he was was an animal, he'd be a ferret, a weasel or something like that. But not unattractive. Fast-driving, weasels... this is turning into 'Toad of Toad Hall'! He was wearing a baggy light-blue t-shirt and black track bottoms.

'Come for a drive with us,' one of them asked. Hmmm, there aren't many occasions when I'd get into a fast car with two strange men, but I felt that these two would be OK. Even so, as we sped off, I felt a little concerned that I might end up getting myself stranded somewhere isolated up the M62 motorway at 2am!

We zoomed up Oldham Road to a service station, where they bought soft drinks and chocolate. Then back down to the canal area, with some crazy driving in the process. We parked in the middle of the waste ground which serves as a car-park during the day.

We talked and the topic of conversation turned to sex (as it tends to do down the canal) and I asked when they'd last had it. For me it was last Friday. For the blond, last night. The dark-haired guy said it was three months ago.

I can't remember exactly what I said next but it was something like: 'if you get in the back seat here with me, perhaps we can sort that out for you'. Quick as a flash he was in the back seat. The blond, meanwhile, said he'd go for a walk down the covered-in caged area.

I began kissing the ferret, who was lying back across me. He was a nice kisser — passionate, gentle, with soft lips. His mouth tasted sweet. 'I'm sorry, I probably taste of Mars bar,' he said, breaking off from kissing me for a moment. I told him that a man who tasted of chocolate was, in fact, my IDEAL man...

I ran my fingers up his neck and over his spikey crew-cut. I just LOVE short hair... I kissed his head and worked my way back down to his mouth, via his neck. I put one hand up his t-shirt. His upper body seemed completely hairless — very sexy to run your fingers over — which is what I proceeded to do.

I wasn't in any particular hurry to get to cocks, but he began fumbling with the buttons on my pants. So I slipped my right-hand down under the elasticated waistband of his track bottoms and, with my fingers, traced a line around his quite rough pubic hair down to his balls, deliberately avoiding his dick.

His legs were also firm and beautifully smooth. His head moved down towards my groin...